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OMG. Russia has the worst version of Google Translations…

23 Feb

Looks like the Sochi organizers either used a 1999 version of Google Translations or they just thought like… whatever… who reads English anyways. Some were profane, some were funny and sorry to say this Russia but… some were just down right stupid.

The following story is from my Mooossttt favourite Youtube channel CollegeHumor. Do check them out, you will laugh your ass out.

I guess when your hotel doesn’t have a floor, a “shower of sensation” is a welcomed luxary. 

 

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This story was taken from:

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6953163/10-lost-in-translation-fails-at-the-sochi-olympics

Do check out the original like along with other funny stuff at CollegeHumor.com

 

 

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Hey hey hey… They were just trying to lighten the mood… In a very very inappropriate way :-)

23 Feb

Ive seen news channels use girls in bikinis or cleavages to get high ratings but this Swedish channel just set the bar high, i think illegally high. call it a blunder, deliberate or an individual act, the fact remains, they showed full frontal hardcore porn during a news segment covering war. Talk about lightening the mood… these guys hardened it i think 😛

Porn mars Swedish news show’s live broadcast.

Porn mars Swedish news show's live broadcast

A pornographic film was shown live during a Swedish television news broadcast on Monday adding an unexpected erotic twist to an otherwise sober report about embattled Syrian president Bashar al-Assad.

“At first I realized I was looking at a naked woman and it quickly became clear she was having sex,” Danyal Ek, a 23-year-old student from Lund in southern Sweden, told The Local.

The incident took place during a Monday morning broadcast on 24-hour Swedish news channel TV4 News as the presenter was interviewing the station’s Moscow correspondent for reaction in Russia to the Syrian president’s speech at the weekend.

As the two journalists discussed Russia’s support of for the Syrian regime, a pornographic film began playing on one of the television screens situated behind the anchor.

“It didn’t take long before I realized it was a porn film,” said Ek, referring to the movements on the screen.

“The image wasn’t exactly in focus, but it wasn’t hard to figure out what was going on.”

The erotic film was visible behind the presenter for about 10 minutes during the news broadcast, leaving Ek surprised, but not upset.

“I had two theories. One is that someone was pissed off after getting fired and put the porno up as act of revenge. My other thought was that someone had simply screwed up,” he said.

TV4 news editor Andreas Haglind confirmed that that the adult film had been shown live on TV4 News, but claimed that didn’t mean that a member of staff was actively watching porn.

Rather, the screen was likely tied to a computer server elsewhere in the studio connected to other channels operated by TV4-owned C More Entertainment (formerly Canal+), some of which broadcast erotic content.

“It’s not like we were directly broadcasting porn,” he told the Expressen newspaper.

“Put simply, it’s crap that it happened. We’re going to do everything we can so that it doesn’t happen again.”

Ek said TV4’s unexpected erotic episode didn’t affect his perception of the broadcaster.

“People make mistakes,” he said.

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This story was taken from:

http://www.thelocal.se/20130107/45468#.UQgCIkqLxTF

For the original story, please follow the above link.

Burglar’s To-Do List Found By Police

19 Dec

Apparentlly ye bhi sahab apni sari Christmas shopping ki list ki items, chori kr k puri krty thy. 🙂

A burglar's list

A burglar’s to-do list has inspired a Christmas anti-theft campaign in Manchester which is being fronted by a reformed criminal responsible for well over 100 break-ins.

Jason Fleming has spent more than six years in prison and was once one of Greater Manchester’s most wanted burglars.

He launched the campaign by calling on unsuspecting homeowners and letting them know how easy it would be to break into their properties.

Former burglar Jason Fleming (L) is giving security advice to residents

Police officer Andy Pickering explained: “Members of the public were quite surprised to have a former burglar knocking on their doors telling people that their premises are unsecured… and that he would actually be tempted to target their premises.

“So it’s quite a strong message we are putting across and coming from Jason it has added impact.”

It is titled Lined Up Grafts (planned burglaries) and was found after a thief recently cased neighbourhoods in the Oldham area.

The notes outline which cars and properties are worth revisiting and even which tools would be best suited for each break-in.

One entry reads: “Look through back window. Key maybe behind door. Clawhammer.”

Although not the author of the list, Jason Fleming said: “Seeing this list might help people to almost put themselves in the burglar’s shoes and think about the things that the burglar would be looking for.

“It’s sometimes what people might think are the unimportant details that can make a difference.”

Source: http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16130600

50 Weird US Laws Revealed

14 Dec

Pakistan zindabad hy bhai jaan. Atleast hamary haan aisy stupid qanoon to ni hen na. You wont believe this. These are actual Laws that exist in the State legislator.

Now im not a legislator nor an attorney but if im arrested for any of these laws, im sure as hell gonna be pissed. As it turns out, almost every US State has a wacky law.

Alabama
It’s illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

Alaska
Whispering in someone’s ear while he’s moose hunting is prohibited.

Arkansas
It’s illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.

California
You may not eat an orange in your bathtub.

Colorado
It’s unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor (Denver).

Delaware
It’s illegal to get married on a dare.

Washington, D.C.
It’s against the law to post a public notice calling someone a coward for refusing to accept a challenge to duel.

Florida
If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.

Indiana
The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

Kentucky
Every citizen is required to take a shower once a year.

Louisiana
Biting someone with your natural teeth constitutes simple assault, but biting someone with your false teeth classifies as        aggravated assault.

Maine
If you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you’ll be fined.

Maryland
It’s against the law to wash or scrub a sink, no matter how dirty it is (Baltimore).

Massachusetts
No gorilla is allowed in the backseat of any car.

Michigan
A woman may not cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.

Missouri
Children may buy shotguns in Kansas City, but not toy cap guns.

Montana
It’s a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.

Nevada
It’s illegal for men with mustaches to kiss women.

New Hampshire
It’s forbidden to sell the clothes you’re wearing to pay off a gambling debt.


New Jersey
It’s against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

New Mexico
Females may not appear unshaven in public.

New York
While riding in an elevator, you must talk to no one, fold your hands, and look toward the door.

North Carolina
It’s against the law to sing off-key.

North Dakota
It’s illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

Ohio
You must honk the horn whenever you pass another car, according to the state’s driver’s education manual.

Oklahoma
It’s forbidden to take a bite out of another person’s hamburger.

Oregon
State law requires dishes to be drip-dried.

Rhode Island
You may not bite off another person’s leg.

South Carolina
If a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, he is required by law to keep his promise.

Texas
You may not shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

Utah
It is illegal not to drink milk.


Vermont
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

Virginia
Tickling a woman is unlawful.

Washington
It’s illegal to pretend that one’s parents are wealthy.

West Virginia
If you make fun of someone who does not accept a challenge, you risk a six-month prison sentence.

Wyoming
Unless you have an official permit, you may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April.

By: Annie Tucker Morgan
Via http://www.divinecaroline.com/22323/99603-i-m-arrest-what-fifty-bizarre